2 Days 2 Nights at Phuket

Sunday, 24th July.

Just came back from Phuket. Let's start reminiscing from Friday.

Friday 22nd July

Friday morning we arrived at Phuket. Was supposed to look for a way to our hotel by taxi, then we met a tour agency near the entrance. Bargained with them for a taxi-ride to and fro airport, and a trip to Phi Phi Island on Sat. Although it's called a taxi, it's actually a van for 10 people. And that solved our transport problem, and itinerary for Saturday.

When we made our way to the hotel, it was already late morning. And when we went to check, we were told that there wasn't enough room, so we got 2 rooms with a cheaper price. Of course, this was all suggested by the hotel management. I mean, I don't mind sleeping on the sofa if that means saving a 1000 baht for everyone. That makes it about 7000 baht? Nah, I must be wrong. Probably 500 baht each.

After placing our stuffs in the room, we went out to the area nearby the hotel to look for the beach and our lunch. We found that beach after a 5 min walk east. And for food, they actually wanted Samurai Pork Burger from McDonald's. But changed to a restaurant after deciding that Mc isn't that different where ever you go, local dishes might be a better choice.

After lunch was walking around and a simple massage. A clean massage. CLEAN. Bought a pair of slippers there too.

We then went swimming at the hotel's swimming pool. Had dinner at the hotel too. We then went for the night life there. Our main aim there is probably the Tiger Show and the Ping Pong Show. We went to the first bar, it was too smokey for me, and settled for the 2nd bar. The first one was okay, with a shower on the stage. But it was really too much smoke for me. Sorry guys.

The second one was smaller, with only 5 poles, 3 girls stripping, and 1 woman performer. From my point of view, only one was pretty. The rest, including the performer was less than acceptable. =/ What WX said, "Even random outside girls looks prettier then those inside".

But the Ping Pong Show was kinda amazing. Apart from the face, and a fat belly that looks like she had given birth, her pussy was powerful! She was able to shoot a dart powerful enough to pop balloons, and pull razor blades out of her pussy! But the ping pong itself isn't that amazing.

Meanwhile, I was kinda emo, thinking that I'm totally gay, for not being able to feel high after looking at all that. I opted to leave early, with WX, WF and ZY. ZX, NH, and OCH decided to stay for another 'show'.

We then left for the hotel and rested for the night.

Saturday 23rd July

Woke up to have breakfast and prepare for the trip to Phi Phi Island for snorkeling. Took the boat trip to an unknown island first. Did a little snorkeling there, but it seems like I'm not very good at doing it. When we reached Phi Phi Island itself, it was drizzling heavily. I didn't go for the swim, but the other 6 did. So I opted to stay and look after the bags for them.

The returning boat trip to the main Phuket Island is horrible for me. The seas were bloody choppy. Was seasick all the way back. But I'm not the only one. There was one other lady, about my age, probably from Malaysia. Talked a bit to her. She seemed nice. =) Wished I had talked more to her. Actually, I would have, if not for her mother by her side.

Had dinner at the hotel. Everyone had a huge appetite, ordering more than normal. After that, since they are going to find some 'massage', I decline to go with them, and went back to hotel room to pack up instead.

When they came back WX was traumatized. Seems like he got served by a tranny. Hahaha. Must be karma. He kept on saying it was a traumatizing experience for him. Seems like he didn't get his 'Happy Ending'. He must have been too cute for even the Thai tranny likes him too. If you wanna get laid that badly, you can always find me, you know. =D

Sunday morning. We took the taxi, went airport and went home. Felt airsick on the way back too. I blame the bloody boat for making me so week.

Over and all, it was a nice trip. But since it's a tourist attraction, it has too many people for me. I'll probably enjoy it more with lesser people. And thank god for the room merge. Who knows what I'll do if me and WX were alone in the room instead. I might really do something wrong.

Over and out!